yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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