I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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