Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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