weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
i think my cat just said my name.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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