He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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