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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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