I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
