Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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