that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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