Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
