In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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