Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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