you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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