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  Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  wtf

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  I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.

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• (315): View more from New York

  It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.

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  That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.

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• (530): View more from California

  I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.

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