I'm so fucking centered right now
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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