Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Green mimosas i think yes
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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