My nipple is on Facebook.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I had to cum in my sink.
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