It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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