He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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