she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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