dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
being pregnant is like rehab
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
