Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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