question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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