she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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