I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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