It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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