on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just invented taco cereal.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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