office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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