god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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