Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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