It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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