Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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