help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
