I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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