I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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