That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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