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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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