after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Can I color on your dick again?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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