I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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