Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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