i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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