Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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