Little spoons don't ask big questions
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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