Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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