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(702): View more from Nevada

i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing

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(847): View more from Illinois

Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.

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(310): View more from California

what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?

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(847): View more from Illinois

his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

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(225): View more from Louisiana

This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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(757): View more from Virginia

1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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(810): View more from Michigan

I wanna throw up and cum in that order

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(785): View more from Kansas

These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help

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