yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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