HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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