Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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