Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Every concussion has its silver lining
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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