Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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