I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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