the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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