Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
They have beer where we have blood.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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