Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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