How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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