is your mom at the bar?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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